Wide World of Women

Starting five for HSN:

C.Lopez
S.Sarna
D.Perkovic
L.Murphy
A.Morrison

6th Woman:T.Hooks

Starting five for QVC:

S.Bennett
J.Gonzales
P.Reilly
L.Robertson
L.Mason

6th Woman:M.B Roe

Final score:

HSN 106
QVC 112 2OT

Bennett/Gonzales duo is like Pippen/Jordan.That was the edge.Post your own starting 5 and the result if your bored like me

HSN:

Callie
Amy
Lynn
Shivan
Colleen

Tamara


QVC:

Jacque
Sharon
Sandra
Mary Beth
Patti

Gabrielle

HSN 100
QVC 160

Jacque/Sharon make up 80 points by themselves

Dang,how can i forget Sharon?

I'm demoting Patti to 6th woman and starting Sharon.Mary Beth,out.

what about bill green . oga

He can be the cheerleader.

And Venable can be QVC's.

HSN
1.Lynn
2.Callie
3.Perky
4.Tamara
5.Connie
Bench
Amy

Qvc
1.Lisa R.
2.Sharon
3.Jacque
4.Sharon
5.Jill
Bench
Gabrielle

QVC wins because of Bill Green causing HSN to get disqualified.He got over excited when David Venable did the Yum-Yum face.

QVC:

PF- Sandra Bennett (she's got a real athletic body, and likes to bang inside near the rim....)
SF- Jacque Gonzales (has good touch from outside the arc, and her busty chest is a handful for the opposing player to deal with )
C- Lisa Robertson (she's got long legs, so gotta play the pivot. Good zone defender)
SG- Mary Beth Roe (she brings consistency, and veteran saavy. Good footwork, as she never crosses her legs.)
PG- Sharon Faetsch (point guards are small, like Sharon. Plus, I'll bet she's an experienced ballhandler )

6th woman: Pat James DeMentri (veteran presence off the bench)
Head coach: Jeanne Bice (who is responsible for the entire team wearing horrible headbands..)

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HSN:
PF- Shivan Sarna (her yoga-trained body can take a pounding... I know I'd sure like to pound it.. )
SF- Diane Perkovic ( brings great energy to the game. Lock down defender and good mid-range jumper. Plus her legs distract the referees)
C- Callie Northagen (long and lean. Great finesse player. Frequent stoppages of play when she's in the game, to mop up the drool from the men in the building.. )
SG- Tamara Hooks (athletic body, energy player who is known for the Hooks shot )
PG- Lynn Murphy ( diminutive point guard, known for changing her hairstyle often, which distracts the opposition and allows the pick-n-roll)

6th woman: Alyce Caron (underrated player with great body and can shoot the 3-point shot)
Head coach: Tony Little (who's only contribution to the team is providing them with toe-socks)

In the head-to-head contest, I'd have to give it to the talent and youth of HSN. And, as the judge, I'd love to personally "give it" to each of the ladies.
Final score- HSN 75- QVC 69 (remember, this is women's basketball, not the AND1 tour.. )

ShopNBC(Expansion team)

L.Schacher
K.Kunkle
W.Russo
A.Waggoner
A.Sutmar

6th woman:Pam(P-Mac)McCoy

They also got deep bench:S.Anderson L.Floyd K.Wells

Coach:Charla Rines Assist:Margie

Very Entertaining

HSN:

Shirvan S
Diana P
Terri Toner (the vendor)
Collen L
Callie


QVC:
Mary Beth
Lisa M
Patti
Jackie G
Susan Graver (loving the longer hair)


I know I put in vendors one for each time but they are way better than some of the hosts

QVC 100
HSN 85

dave

HSN:
Kathy Wolf
Lynn Murphy
Callie
Marlo
Chris Scanlon

QVC:
Lisa Robertson
Jacque
Sandra
Killinger
Sharon

QVC overall has the more talented players but HSN would win the game.

HSN - 96 QVC - 72

I want to add Alicia Perez to my HSN List

move Alicia to the starting line up and Colleen 6th and Tamara on the bench

HSN:

Shivan
Lynn
Callie
Colleen
Diana

Bench: Marlo
Alumni: Mindy Mccortney

QVC:

Jacque
MBR
Sharon
Patti
Leah

Bench:
Lisa Mason

Alumni: Christa Pitts

hsn-C Lopez D Perk T Hooks C North C Scan bench- S Runyan q-S Benett L Rob L Will L Mason J Gonz bench- mbr snbc C Kunkle K Wells A Wag L Scha A Sum bench S Anderson 1st snbc 2nd hsn 3rd q

Cool idea for a thread. The two teams challenging for my Champioship come from HSN and ShopNBC. I am a leg man first and foremost and these two teams in their current form bring it home the most. here we go...

HSN Pistons

C - Colleen Lopez (The dependable anchor of the team)
PF - Suzanne Runyan (Just cashes the check some nights and then breaks out the mini on others and makes you forget all about it)
SF - Callie Northagen (Brings it with the thunder. HOF caliber on Esteban nights)
SG - Diana Perkovic (Team MVP. Killer leg crosses are legendary)
PG - Shivan Sarna (Highly touted coming out of college, but stumbled out of the gate. Past two seasons have seen massive improvement. Best heels on team)

6th Woman - Amy "Microwave" Morrison (Heats the place up coming off the bench. Close to cracking the starting five)

ShopNBC Lakers

C - Libby Floyd (Long legged dunker)
PF - Connie Kunkle (Great legwork, but also has a fabulous upper core)
SF - Kimberly Wells (Team MVP. Eye popping leg action during Computer nights)
SG - Wendy Russo (Has great potential, but needs to work on her crossing on Fashion nights)
PG - Pamela McCoy (Leggy Veteran. Has been slipping lately, though)

6th Woman - Ann Sutmar (Bedding nights are becoming legendary. Will crack the starting five soon)

Lakers keep it close, but Pistons depth prevails late.

Pistons 100 Lakers 92

Both teams have shown good quality these past couple seasons. But, they are nowhere near the QVC Celtics who ruled the land from the Mid 90s to the early 00s. Multiple championship banners hang in the rafters of Q-Arena. These lady hoopsters...err...legsters went unchallenged and leave a huge void that hasn't been filled since. Their depth was unlimited. They were a JUGGERNAUT. Here are the all time champs (no descriptives are necessary)...

C - Lisa Robertson
PF - Kim Parrish
SF - Mary Beth Roe
SG - Kathy Levine (Team MVP and Multiple League MVPs)
PG - Lynne Tucker

6th Women - Judy Crowell, Lisa Mason, Jill Bauer, PJ Dementri
Hot Rookies - Christa Pitts, Jacque Gonzales

Oh, how i miss those days.....

This might be the funniest sh** I've ever read. This board owns.............

Vendors are welcome just as models are.I like how cowpie and bonehica went into more details about their rosters.

QVC team

1. Suzanne Everett
2. Kerri model
3. Sharon Faetch
4. Sandra Bennett
5. Jacque Gonzalez

A separate list for models(Current models)

HSN Models:

Evia
Nora
Amy
Solange
Kara

Glenda

QVC Model:

Anne G
Rachel
Kerri
Kerin
Lorraine S

Angela

HSN 80
QVC 68

So now we have the "Fantasy Shopping Babe League"

The league should have a hall of fame.
Nominations will be taken now.