Wide World of Women

I think Michelle was saying "I'm wearing a wrap dress with a low cut front when I get back to L.A."

Our Papal correspondent is back in town after last weeks tantrum:



If only I was the priest hearing her confession....."For your penance, you will wear above-the knee split skirts with seamed stockings for the next year".

Those seductive eyes

Thats what keeps me checking back. One day, that woman is going to lose a bet or forget who she is. She will show up wearing something really sexy. I just know it.

If she gets a bump on the head and forgets who she is, remember these two key phrases:

1) "You're Madonna"

2) "Hurry up and get into this corset, they're waiting for you"

3. "U R asian newsbabe Mia Lee" and give her her a short and tight skirtsuit

It was the old joke about a quarterback who got KO'd and came to on the sidelines, and the coach asked the doctor how he was:

Doctor: "He seems fine, but he can't remember who he is"

Coach: "Tell him he's Terry Bradshaw and get him back out there"

So someone has to bump Michelle on the head. Then, when she comes to and asks what her name is, tell her that she is Playmate of the Month for May. Tell her she needs to go in back to change for the next segment.

Temperature in Glendale, CA today at 4:55 PM: 92 degrees

Michelle's outfit for the conditions:

What the ....... Why? Oh man this hurts. Not as bad as seeing two lesbians that you find attractive, but close.

The other thing that springs to mind is, how on earth can she be comfortable in that outfit in those temperatures?

In fact, let's throw this out to our general audience out there.....apart from the Oscars coverage, has she EVER been seen on screen in a skirt or dress in her 10+ years in L.A.?

In that last cap, you can see she has a fine figure to go with a very pretty face.

Maybe an e-mail campaign is in order?

Temperature in Glendale, CA today at 4:55 PM: 81 degrees

Michelle's outfit:



Sadly, this is just plain frumpy. I can't think of another word for it. Can we nominate Michelle for one of those makeover shows? "Michelle, busy working mum of three young children, needs a fresh look"?

Yikes. Michelle would have to wear a dirty sweatsuit that was three sizes too big to be less attractive. It pains me to see this.

For sake, don't give her ideas.....

Its rare someone could look to Hillary Clinton for fashion tips.

That look beats the heck out of some of them lately. Its still not there, not even close. Still, I can look at it safely on a full stomach.