Came across this joke in a novel I just finished and had to share it:
In the Old West, the Indians are about to scalp a guy they've captured. But, the chief says, "White man can have one wish". And the guy says, "Okay, I'd like to talk to my horse."
The Indians find this rather strange, but allow it, being the last wish and all. As soon as the guy talks to the horse, it gallops off in a big hurry. The Indians are curious, so wait and the horse soon comes back with a beautiful blonde on its back. She's stark naked. The Indians are so impressed, they let the guy borrow a teepee for the two to have at it.
Afterwards, the chief says, "White man can have one more wish". The guy says okay, he wants to talk to his horse again. He does, the horse gallops off again and returns with a gorgeous, naked redhead. The Indians let him go back into the teepee . . .
When the guy's finished, the amazed Indian chief grants him a third wish. Guess what? But, this time he goes over to the horse, turns its head so he's looking right at him, and very slowly, very clearly says to the horse, "Now listen carefully to me. Bring me a poss-ee."
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