Wide World of Women

CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
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> Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
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> Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
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> Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
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> Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
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> Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
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> Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind
> car gets exhausted.
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> Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
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> War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
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> Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
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> It takes many nails to build a crib; only one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
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> Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in batcave.
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> Man who fishes in other man' s well often catches crabs.
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> Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . . .
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> A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!