Wide World of Women

They are even on Twitter in a big way now. I just had two show up[actually probably generated by the same bag of crap masquerading as a person] in my followers this morning. How do I know they're spam? Lets see, 2 accounts with a nonsensical mishmash of letters and numbers as screen names.
[I mean it it looks like an extra long captcha]
2 accounts with pics of 2 insanely hot females
1 claims to be a sports fanatic.
One whose profile says "I love to take your warm load on my stomach"
2 accounts with 'easyurl' urls in the description/profile
2 easyurls that STAY easy urls when you roll the mouse over them[ya'll did know that trick right? roll the pointer over the url and it'll show you the address it's actually going to take you to? just checkin]
2 accounts with 0 tweets, and 0 followers, but each following 830 and 870 repectively.

I HATE SPAMMERS!!! DIE! DIE! DIE!!! DIE SPAMMERS! DDIIIIIEE!!!!!
I want to find them and feed their bodies into a wood chipper and then use the shredded remains as fertilizer.*snarl*

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P.S. Do I feel better now after that little rant? Not much..but a little yeah. I now return you to your regularly scheduled, leering, drooling and ogling. have fun boys.

Now you know how we feel about those posts that show up here.

Twitter spam gets pretty annoying, I'll admit. Most of those accounts get deleted after a while, but it still bugs me how one magic word can bring in a flood of bot followers. (ProTip: Among the keywords not to use is "lose weight.")

But I suppose that's one good thing about being an admin here, I get my frustrations out by playing whack-a-mole when idiots spam this place.